Challenge No 1

Polish off a whole Tesco's King Prawn Ring, in under 5 minutes

Slackjaw Phillips gpt his tenner's worth

QUEENWHITESM
Originally uploaded by yoooreds.

Excellent send off boys,
Excellent send off.

Photos to follow

Fun and Games start soon.

Ummm. Doughnuts
Originally uploaded by yoooreds.

Friday Night. 6pm
Official Start time.
Tube to Paddington. Train to Slough. Taxi to Travel Inn. Dump bags, Taxi to Windsor.
STAG DO Begins.

Now I'm sure that by 11pm we will be rocking, and will be trying to find a late night drinking haunt. I we end up at some nonce club we need to smarten up our act. Shoes at least. Given that this will never happen, we will need to be inventive. This has never let us down in the past.

Saturday. Up at 9am. Taxi to Heathrow to collect couple of hire cars £47 each. Hit the road for cheddar. ETA 11am

Phillis will call Justin, Si's Dad, Keith and The Doc as soon as we are mobile (9.30am), to arrange a meet-up point, for Pub Lunch
Saturday afternoon will involve a little outdoor activity. Not too adventous or stressful.

The plan as it stands at the moment, is to stay, at the wonderful DAYS INN at Sedgemoor Services. I'm not sure if Phillis has booked it yet, but I'm sure that he will let you know.

Finally we heed to strip Simon naked, tie him to a lamp-post, cover him in treacle and feathers, and leave him there. He can find his own way to Califonia.

Costs
Friday & Saturday - about £55
Just Saturday - about £25

Simon. It will cost you a tenner.
We'll make sure you get your tenner's worth!!

Gorge it up

Gorge it up
Originally uploaded by yoooreds.

After months of speculation a venue has been decided...

Friday 22nd April: An evening out in Winsdor or possibly Richmond...

Saturday 23rd April: Cheddar Gorge
Sunday 24th April: Cheddar Gorge - Home

We did intend to go to Bath for the Friday but that proved to be a bit of a
nightmare, so for the ones traveling from London, a night out in
Windsor/Richmond is the easier option, then picking a van up from Heathrow,
where we head off to meet the rest of the Party....

Team List:

Simon : CHEDDAR GROOM
Terry: Father of the GROOM
Justin: Brother-in-Law of the GROOM
Philis: Best Man
Badger: Groomsman
Barnes: Fit Man
Dr. Mike: Brother of the Best man and he is a Doctor
Keithy: Father of Brother of the Best man...who is a Doctor
Andy Chocky Dog: Hippyman
Dave 'Judge' Luds : Dirtman

The chaps travelling from elsewhere should meet in Cheddar at around
10'oclock...venue to be decided, Bring suitable walking gear and plently of
hilarious stories about Simon, it's all about Simon...I don't want anyone
getting sidetracked by the world's oldest complete skeleton or being
mesmerised by Karst limestone butresses and Horseshoe Bats....
Accomodation is being sorted as we speak so don't worry about that...


Any questions?

The heaving metropolis of.... Slough

David Brent
Originally uploaded by yoooreds.

After disscussions with Phillis "lard arse" Crowe, three rooms have been booked at the Travel Inn, in Slough, Which is just 3 miles from Royal Windsor.

TRAVEL INN , SLOUGH

A quick look at the map shows that the Railway station is about a mile from the Travel Inn. How about this for an itinerary?

Official Stag Do Start time Friday 1800
Catch train from Paddington 1821
Arrive in Slough 1840
Cab to Travel Inn, leave cab running, check-in, dump bags, spray pits, jump back in cab and head for Windsor. Pub by 7pm.

LIST OF PUBS IN WINDSOR (scoring above 6.5 out of 10)
Phillis. check out "pub crawl generator".

Finally, Travel Inn can be cancelled anytime up until 1pm on day of arrival for a full refund, so nothing is lost.
Also check out WINDSOR NIGHTLIFE Also check out LIST OF PUBS IN CHEDDAR

How on earth do we get to Windsor

Map of Windsor
Originally uploaded by yoooreds.

I hear you say.

LONDON PADDINGTON 1921 Train to SLOUGH arrives 19:40
Change trains and catch the 19:45 Train
to WINDSOR & ETON CENTRAL Arrives 19:51

Total journey time 30 Mins

Suggestion for accommodation TRAVEL INN NEAR WINDSOR
Also Phillis check out CAR HIRE entering London Heathrow Airport (not Heathrow Intl Airport). 5 seater picking up 10am Saturday, Return Sunday 6pm is currently £47. (though, don't forget it's Stelios. Prices go up the later you book). Not bad I thought

April 22nd - April 24th 2005

Simon in his glasses & smock
Originally uploaded by yoooreds.

Si's stag do will be West of London, but not as far as Wales. It start after work on Friday and end Sunday Afternoon. The rest is as yet a bit vague, but Phillis is on the case. Possible's for Friday include an evening in Windsor with the Royals